February 2 Ancestry Analysis

Phil’s ancestral breakdown.

One could imagine one of the extant ancestry test companies given a breakdown of the ancestry of this individual, utilizing inadequate parental population coverage:

40% Squirrel

30% Beaver

20% Guinea Pig

5% Rat

4.8% Capybara

0.2% Mouse

Dat right!

The following could very well be used to describe the Afrowop:

The woodchuck, despite its deformities both of mind and body, possess some of the amenities of a higher civilization. It cleans its face after the manner of the squirrels, and licks its fur after the manner of a cat. Your committee is too wise, however, to be deceived by this purely superficial observation of better habits. Contemporaneous with the ark, the woodchuck has not made any material progress in social science, and it is now too late to reform the wayward sinner.

Then we have tomorrow’s holiday, Super Bowl Sunday, which rivals Martin King Day as the most holy day in the American calendar.

This picture is most appropriate for Sunday’s festivities.

See this – it’s “Based Italy!”

Wrong, wrong, they’re always wrong.

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