Meet the Alt Right

In all cases, emphasis added.

The outrageous insanity, delusion, and lack of judgment of the Right:

“About three months ago,” Johnson begins, “I was talking to Richard Spencer about how we need to plan for a Trump victory.” Spencer is another prominent white nationalist – he heads the generic-sounding National Policy Institute. “I said: ‘I want Jared Taylor [of American Renaissance] as UN Ambassador, and Kevin MacDonald [an evolutionary psychologist] as secretary of health and Ann Coulter as homeland security!’ And Spencer said: ‘Oh Johnson, that’s a pipe dream!’ But today, he’d no longer say that, because if Trump wins, all the establishment Republicans, they’re gone… They hate him! So who’s left? If we can lobby, we can put our people in there.”

MAGA!  Pepe!  Kek!

Never forget – when the Quota Queens were engaging in the most pathetically deranged fantasy-mongering imaginable, I had already, for many months, correctly identified Trump as a fraud and a buffoon.

Speaking of frauds and buffoons:

It’s not every day that a brown journalist gets to sit in on a white-nationalist strategy meeting. 

Hey why not?  You could have invited Dees and Potok as well.  With all the information thus acquired, they could still be there at the SPLC today.  Open the doors to racial enemies; discuss strategy in front of opponents. When there is no accountability, you can do whatever you damn please! Consequences? Consequences? Quota Queens don’t care about no stinkin’ consequences!

But these are strange times. Racism is trending. Like Brexit, Trump has normalised views that were once beyond the pale, and groups like the AFP have grown bold. Their man’s stubby orange fingers are within reach of actual power, so maybe it’s time to emerge from the shadows at last.

Just in time to get elbowed in the face, censored, infiltrated, and deplatformed.

Eric is even more unexpected. Tall and impassioned, he came to racism via hypnotherapy, of all things. He sells solar panels for a living and practises yoga. Together with his friends Matt and Nathan, who are also here at lunch, he runs an alt-right fraternity in Manhattan Beach – “a beer and barbecues thing”. They’re called the Beach Goys. “We’re starting a parody band,” he beams. “We’ve found a drummer!”

Beavis and Butthead snigger in the background.

This is the white nationalist’s burden – the very people they’re trying to save are the ones who most fiercely oppose them.

True.  But then – how does the Left square that with the idea that “White supremacy” and “White privilege” are running rampant?

Identity Evropa – the Alt Right disorganization that Shabbos sud stepandfetchits sacrificed their military careers for:

“Awesome. Great to hear. Cool, so can you tell me a little bit about your heritage?”

Where do I start? “As far as I know, my great-grandfather was from Germany. My great grandparents on my mom’s side were from France, I think. . . So it’s all mostly German and French. And my last name is Argyle, so I’ve definitely got some Scottish in there. So all my relatives are white.”

“Yea. Good stuff. Probably northwest European. When I saw the Brooklyn, New York, I expected some Italian, you know, with the accent and everything.”

Good stuff! Northwest European!  Just like Hermansson!  Why let a little thing like being an anti-racist infiltrator get between a bit of friendly ethnic fetishism?  He’s reproducing your “group’s” failings for all the world to read, but, hey, at least he didn’t have “the accent and everything.” And, apparently, he used his real name during the “vetting” process. Equally apparently, the extreme vetting didn’t include a five second Google search.  And further, apparently, members doing the vetting have no problem joking about low-caste ethnies to prospective members.  After all, if the wogs find out, what are they going to do about it?  They’re too stupid and useless to even recognize how much they are despised, so who cares?. 

So, the whole thing is ironic. Still think that talk about “the ‘movement’s’ affirmative action program” is just paranoid nonsense?   What are the chances that “some Italian, you know, with the accent and everything” could become the leader of IE/AIM?  Even if that person was competent, didn’t have members on Disqus, didn’t do laughably incompetent “vetting,” and didn’t become a laughingstock? Answer: Probability of zero. They are of course welcome to send in their “membership dues” and do low-level scutwork for their betters.  So, the affirmative action program elevates to power incompetents and fetishists, who “vet” transparent infiltrators into meetings (a recurrent theme for the Quota Queens), and the incompetents mock people who probably could do a better job than them if given the chance (not saying much of course, since roadkill could do a better job as well).

Shabbos suds take note. Indeed, the shabbos sud and the shabbos ost stepandfetchits – and Der Movement itself – should carefully consider whether the “movement’s” dishonest treatment of Southern and Eastern European White ethnics is akin to “deceptive advertising” – which for a business entity is legally actionable. Particularly in those cases where “movement” entities take money from people – membership dues, donations, etc. – the analogy to deceptive business practices is clear.  Membership dues come with the expectation that the person giving the dues derives benefits from belonging to the entity they are giving to. If the assumed benefits are actually not true, a deception, that is fraud. If there are no actual benefits, legally it is a contribution, a donation, which can be obtained fraudulently as well. Read carefully, stepandfetchits, read this very carefully.

Is Trump just an idiot, or is he trying to appeal to Der Movement?  Of course, the two possibilities are not mutually exclusive.

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